Counterspin:

"Uh-oh. Bush promised to bring the al-qaeda terrorists responsible for the Saudi attacks to justice."

"You know what that means."

"We'll be starting a war with North Korea in about 8 months."

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Rock on, Spaniards.

[via Counterspin]

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Whitehouse.org: Patriotic Posters

My favorites are: "You mess with Jesus, you get a Texas Lead Enema" and "Be Afraid! Because Paranoia is Patriotic"

[via JOHO]

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Kurt Vonnegut, "Strange Weather Lately:"

"Shock and awe."

"What are the conservatives doing with all the money and power that used to belong to all of us? They are telling us to be absolutely terrified, and to run around in circles like chickens with their heads cut off. But they will save us. They are making us take off our shoes at airports. Can anybody here think of a more hilarious practical joke than that one?"

"Smile, America. You're on Candid Camera."

"And they have turned loose a myriad of our high-tech weapons, each one costing more than a hundred high schools, on a Third World country, in order to shock and awe human beings like us, like Adam and Eve, between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers."

"The other day I asked former Yankees pitcher Jim Bouton what he thought of our great victory over Iraq, and he said, 'Mohammed Ali versus Mr. Rogers.'"

[via BoingBoing]

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